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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9781 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Potions Brewed: | 74 |
Join us for a wild ride as we ensure that all players are safe and secure in their virtual vehicles. Say goodbye to sitting in a normal seat between baby seats – on our server, safety comes first!
And if anyone questions your commitment to car safety, just tell them you’re preventing “covert Minecraft incest” by following our rules. Trust us, it’s a thing.
So come on over to our server and buckle up for the safest Minecraft experience of your life. Your child may miss out on one event, but they’ll gain a lifetime of safety knowledge. See you there!