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Players: 92/1000 Votes: 6649
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
Magic Items Found: 1111 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Potions Brewed: 89

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

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  • Bull’s Roar in the Wild 1.21.4

    Bull’s Roar in the Wild 1.21.4
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 7980
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 144 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild stampede of breedable femanons running around, just waiting for you to come and tame them! And let me tell ya, my balls are always full at the end of the day on this server. So, if you wanna unleash your inner bull and have a blast, come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

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  • PixelPalsCraft

    PixelPalsCraft
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 1394
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Votes: 3923
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember those good old days when you were just a wee lad or lass playing computer games on your ancient desktop? Well, forget about all that because our Minecraft server is where the real fun is at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

    Our server is so epic that even Steve from Minecraft himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a castle so magnificent that it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to all who find it. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

    So what are you waiting for? Dust off your old computer, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

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  • Elastic Crafty Minds

    Elastic Crafty Minds
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 567
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 170 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join this cray cray minecraft server where the blocks bounce like rubber bands and the pigs fly like superman. we got a whole new understanding of elasticity in molecular materials, whatever that means. but trust us, it’s gonna blow your mind.

    imagine building a house made entirely out of bouncy blocks that can stretch and squish like putty. or riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

    our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the worm dance. and don’t even get us started on the chickens that lay diamond eggs.

    so if you’re ready to experience minecraft like never before, come join us and be prepared to have your mind blown. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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  • Hell’s Pit

    Hell’s Pit
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 2867
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

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    Hell’s Pit Server Overview

    Description Hell’s Pit is a lawless wasteland where only the strongest survive. No rules, TNT Duping, vault resets every hour, no restrictions—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft. Build, destroy, raid, and fight your way to the top. The world is yours to shape, if you can hold onto it.
    Spawn Spawn is a battleground, trust is a rare commodity, and alliances are temporary. Adapt or be erased.
    Server Info IP: mc.hells-pit.comDiscord: none yet

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there griefing allowed on the server? Yes, Hell’s Pit is a pure anarchy server with no rules.
    Are there any restrictions on gameplay? No, there are no restrictions on gameplay.
    How often are vault resets? Vault resets occur every hour.
    Is there a Discord server for Hell’s Pit? Currently, there is no Discord server.

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  • Luminous Isles 1.21.2

    Luminous Isles 1.21.2
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 4316
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Potions Brewed: 40
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, super intense, bro. Like, joining this server is like joining a secret cult or something. You gotta be ready to risk it all, man. Your life could be on the line just by joining this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freaking exciting, right? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the covenant of craziness. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 5022
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 500
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 263 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ever wished you could go back in time and tell your younger self to join our Minecraft server? Well, now you can! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, secret treasure hunts, and the occasional dance-off with a zombie. Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it!

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  • CraftyRussianAggro Minecraft Server

    CraftyRussianAggro Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 4523
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4628

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. why join? because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja pandas.

    we once had a player who accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers while floating in the sky. it was epic.

    plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. who wouldn’t want to join that madness? so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

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  • BalticCableBreachCraft

    BalticCableBreachCraft
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 2284
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Towns Built: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5825 Crops Grown: 2897
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have undersea cables in the baltic sea for you to explore! prime minister of sweden is investigating possible breaches but don’t worry, we have all the creepers and zombies under control. join us for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the deep sea and build your own underwater kingdom. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure guarded by a giant squid boss. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

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  • Epic Drugs Server 2024

    Epic Drugs Server 2024
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 4027
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Magic Items Found: 5113 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little something. Our server has been approved by not one, not two, but THREE major drug agencies in 2024! That’s right, the EMA, the FDA, and the MHRA all gave us the green light because our server is just that lit.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to mine for diamonds while riding a unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns in Minecraft. It’s like a dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server approved by drug agencies? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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  • Bigoceancraft server minecraft

    Bigoceancraft server minecraft
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 7247
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

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    Description of server, young pirate! Show what you are capable of! Our server has 1 plot linenia, entitled “Failure of the Ship.” As Visa has probably already noticed, the server on the subject of the ocean. Yes, and not the expanse of the ocean, but Velikenov! If you have any questions, ask the administrators on the server. We eat for you to make the most comfortable game, which is in our efforts. Events will take place when 7 or more players. At least 2 administrators should be beaten for the event. And the players, at least 5. We will receive Fly (Fly) who entered the given server.

    BigOceanCraft.aternos.me

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  • MysticCraft Realms 1.20.2

    MysticCraft Realms 1.20.2
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 1020
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most batshit crazy Minecraft server ever! Join us to discuss VShojo and vtubers who are basically living memes. We’ve got Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. These guys are like the Avengers of vtubers, but with more chaos and less saving the world.

    If you’re into dedicated discussions about Kson, Henya, Mouse, or just want to join the extended family, we’ve got channels for that too. Plus, we have an entire thread dedicated to the former members because once you join, you’re family for life.

    So hop on this Minecraft server and prepare to question your sanity as we dive into the world of VShojo and vtubers. Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s make some memories that will leave you wondering, “Did that really happen?”

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  • MomStopBoyToyLOL

    MomStopBoyToyLOL
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 5474
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like your parents’ messy separation! Join us and leave all that family drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in our blocky world.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about hearing about your mom’s new “boyfriend” or their relationship problems. Instead, you can focus on building your dream castle, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends.

    We understand that balancing family issues and Minecraft can be a lot to handle, so why not take a break and join our server for some much-needed fun and laughter? Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with a community of fellow players who just want to have a good time?

    So come on over and join our server for a break from the chaos of real life. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count the regret of not joining sooner!

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  • CraftyZelenskiy2020

    CraftyZelenskiy2020
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 6929
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5875 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Animals Bred: 179
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our minecraft server where china, trump, and ukraine are all bffs and building epic peace treaties together at the g20 summit. ukraine’s president zelenskiy is leading the charge with his epic building skills and china is supplying all the bamboo for our epic structures. trump is just there for the memes and to make sure everyone follows the rules. come join the fun and build your own diplomatic masterpiece on our server!

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  • MysticCraft Realm 1.21.1

    MysticCraft Realm 1.21.1
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 6838
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cringe lords and dopey self-suck scapegoats of the world. We don’t tolerate midwits with “muh anxiety” here, only true chaotic energy. Let your inner failure shine in a world where being incredibly smart is a curse and being a complete derp is celebrated. Embrace the chaos and join us in a realm where self-awareness is optional and humblebragging is a way of life. Don’t be a smartypants, be a derpypants on our server!

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  • BallCraft: The Mystery Stitch

    BallCraft: The Mystery Stitch
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 637
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7647 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 395004 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us and find out why our balls have a stitch mark in the middle! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous elves who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. They’ve been known to sneak into your inventory and replace all your diamonds with potatoes, or turn all the pigs into flying pigs that rain bacon down from the sky!

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the wacky charm of our server. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

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