Are you tired of anglo boomers constantly getting triggered by cycling culture? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from their madness! Join us and pedal your way through a world where cycling is not just a mode of transportation, but a way of life.

Our server is filled with epic bike races, where you can challenge other players to see who is the ultimate cycling champion. But beware, there are anglo boomers lurking around every corner, ready to sabotage your ride with their anti-cycling propaganda.

Join us now and show those anglo boomers that cycling culture is here to stay, whether they like it or not! Plus, rumor has it that if you win enough races, you’ll unlock a secret bike made entirely out of diamond blocks. So hop on your virtual bike and let’s pedal our way to victory!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 24 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 1614 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Mines Excavated: 1511
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2918
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Emeralds Found: 3134
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5829 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5628 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 57 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Crops Grown: 3194 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Potions Brewed: 155 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 183
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dimension Hops: 15
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Love Letters Sent: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Animals Bred: 181 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Crops Grown: 2291 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Farms Harvested: 223 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PeakStarGoneMC SMP

    PeakStarGoneMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 168

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

    Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big
    If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 226 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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