Are you tired of anglo boomers constantly getting triggered by cycling culture? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from their madness! Join us and pedal your way through a world where cycling is not just a mode of transportation, but a way of life.

Our server is filled with epic bike races, where you can challenge other players to see who is the ultimate cycling champion. But beware, there are anglo boomers lurking around every corner, ready to sabotage your ride with their anti-cycling propaganda.

Join us now and show those anglo boomers that cycling culture is here to stay, whether they like it or not! Plus, rumor has it that if you win enough races, you’ll unlock a secret bike made entirely out of diamond blocks. So hop on your virtual bike and let’s pedal our way to victory!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server

    Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server will literally blow your mind (in a good way, we promise)! We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored creepers, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours, allowing you to soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun). Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 88 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Mines Excavated: 3473

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

    "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

    Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Magic Items Found: 4124
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Runes Activated: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Emeralds Found: 3906
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1849 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

    Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mines Excavated: 1309
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Emeralds Found: 5870
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Animals Bred: 170
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Towns Built: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Gods Slained: 1 Magic Items Found: 5734
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Emeralds Found: 3404 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Ores Mined: 9988 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Potions Brewed: 173 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Void Gems Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Potions Brewed: 138 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magic Items Found: 1369
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 196 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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