Are you tired of anglo boomers constantly getting triggered by cycling culture? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from their madness! Join us and pedal your way through a world where cycling is not just a mode of transportation, but a way of life.

Our server is filled with epic bike races, where you can challenge other players to see who is the ultimate cycling champion. But beware, there are anglo boomers lurking around every corner, ready to sabotage your ride with their anti-cycling propaganda.

Join us now and show those anglo boomers that cycling culture is here to stay, whether they like it or not! Plus, rumor has it that if you win enough races, you’ll unlock a secret bike made entirely out of diamond blocks. So hop on your virtual bike and let’s pedal our way to victory!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 176
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Emeralds Found: 7189

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5154

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 4249
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 1006

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 283
    Gods Slained: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Animals Bred: 175

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5774 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 8210
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Villages Defended: 20 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PeakStarGoneMC SMP

    PeakStarGoneMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 2229
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Emeralds Found: 4167
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

    Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big
    If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7731 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

    HarrisCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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