Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Void Gems Collected: 27
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Servers