Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Astral Projections Made: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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