Are you tired of feeling like a Minecraft boomer? Join our SMP where we have villagers that will trade you for your youth! That’s right, trade in your old age for some shiny emeralds and never feel old again! Our server is filled with so much energy, you’ll be doing parkour like a teenager in no time. So come join us and say goodbye to feeling old, because on our SMP, age is just a number (and a tradeable commodity)!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Dimension Hops: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY