BoomerCraft: Wisdom Edition

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players over 30! Why waste your time with young whippersnappers when you can join a community of seasoned Minecraft veterans who know how to build a castle that would make even Notch himself jealous?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who have been around since the days of Alpha. We’ve survived countless creeper explosions, Ender Dragon battles, and even a few server resets. Our chat is filled with wisdom, advice, and the occasional dad joke that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who will help you mine for diamonds while regaling you with tales of their epic adventures in the Nether? Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake, enchanted golden apples, and a pet zombie named Steve. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of sarcasm – you’ll fit right in with our motley crew of Minecraft misfits.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Emeralds Found:	756

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Confluent SMP

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A Vanilla Minecraft server aiming to allow people to play Minecraft the way it ought to be!

We are a kind, growing community of players who aim for a calm, safe vanilla experience. No griefing or hacking is allowed, and we can see who has done these things.

Feel free to join our Discord using the link provided to connect directly with us. Have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6623
Astral Projections Made:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mooming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about mooming! What is mooming, you ask? It’s a totally made-up word that we just invented, but it basically means having the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding on flying cows, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and exploring dungeons filled with dancing chickens. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of friendly zombies who just want to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most moom-tastic adventures in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Emeralds Found:	2669	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mahjong General

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we play Mahjong instead of mining and crafting. That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting mobs, it’s all about those sweet, sweet tiles now.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we play Mahjong, but we also have daily tutorials for newbies who have never played before. And if you’re still not convinced, we have a booru filled with hilarious Mahjong memes and a spreadsheet to keep track of all your wins and losses.

And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a weekly M-League tournament where you can show off your Mahjong skills and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and let the Mahjong madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Farms Harvested:	112
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GrannyCraft: Mom’s Support Cancelled

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have to deal with any step-siblings being forced on you or guilt trips from your mom.

Join us for a world where you can build your dream house without anyone asking you to help out around the house or bond with random kids. Our server is a safe space for all players who just want to focus on crafting and surviving, without any family drama getting in the way.

So come join us and leave all that real-life craziness behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any crying moms or angry step-dads here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PreMatureWisdom – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So why wait to join? Come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Chimeras Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyFaves

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If your answer isn’t Minecraft, then you’re obviously living life on the wrong block! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our community is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun – rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for our next block party! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Towns Built:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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🤯😱🔥 OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone out there in Lebanon! 💣💥 People be runnin’ for their lives from deadly pager and radio explosions! 📟📻 But don’t worry, u’ll be safe in our server, just watch out for creepers and zombies instead! 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ Plus, we got diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help u survive the chaos! 💎⚔️ So come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of dodging explosions while building ur dream world! 🌍🏰 Just remember, in our server, the only thing blowin’ up is ur mind with epicness! 🤯🔥 #LebanonExplosions #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCreeperConflict

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have india-made ammunition flying everywhere like fireworks on new year’s eve. watch out for russia though, they get super irked when they see our epic defense strategies. but don’t worry, we got your back with our insane weapons and armor. join now for a wild ride through the chaos and destruction of war…minecraft style!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Healthcare Is A Scam But We Still Play Minecraft

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we promise u better outcomes than americans get in healthcare! we got potions that can cure any ailment, even if u fall off a cliff or get attacked by a zombie. our doctors are actually witches who can heal u with a flick of their wand. plus, we have a secret underground hospital where u can get surgery from a team of expert villagers. come join us and say goodbye to crappy healthcare and hello to a world where u can respawn and heal instantly.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Emeralds Found:	6503
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	134
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Gooney World

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Feed The Beast, Hardcore, hypixel, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Buildings Constructed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	3671

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, Craft, feet soles, female masturbation, femanon, internet anonymity, internet girls, Master, Minecraft, online anonymity, online challenge, Online Community, online debate, online identity, online presence, online proof, online skepticism, online validation, online verification, pic, smp, Thread, Timestamp

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post feet soles pics with timestamps to prove you’re not a girl!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	233
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoRoadNoPayMC

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the wild ride of neighborly disputes and road-building adventures!

🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯

💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!

🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	354	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PurposelyHuman – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through life, searching for meaning and purpose? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and discover your true calling as a professional block builder and sheep herder extraordinaire!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCrazeMC

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If you had an income of $150,000 a year and didn’t have to work, you could spend all your spare time on our Minecraft server! Imagine building a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, riding a pet dragon into battle against creepers, and hosting epic dance parties with villagers. With all that cash flow, you could even hire a team of virtual architects to create the most mind-blowing structures the Minecraft world has ever seen. So why waste your time working when you could be living it up in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.