come join our minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of adulthood where responsibilities weigh you down like a ton of bricks. on our server, you can build a giant toilet made out of diamonds and poop on it all day long.

we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing and will teach you their ways if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken warrior who roams the land in search of the rarest chicken nuggets. if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because he once turned a player into a giant block of cheese.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations).

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated: 3155 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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