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Players: 105/100 Votes: 3305
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Wilderness Tamed: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Are you tired of being a lone wolf in real life? Well, fear not because on our server, you will never be alone again!

Join us and you will be surrounded by a community of awesome players who are always ready to have a good time. No more sitting in your house alone all day, now you can build and explore with your new virtual friends!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you will embark on exciting adventures and face off against fearsome mobs. You’ll even have the chance to team up with other players and conquer epic dungeons together.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job or a girlfriend when you can have all the fun you want right here? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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  • TastyTexture Minecraft SMP

    TastyTexture Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 395
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Votes: 4077
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic place to play with your friends and enemies. Like, you can build giant penis statues and no one will judge you. And the best part is, the admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. Like, they’ll ban you if you don’t sacrifice a chicken every full moon. But don’t worry, the chickens respawn so it’s all good.

    And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.

    So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.

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  • EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

    EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 2776
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 808 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

    Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

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  • CraftyTradeWars

    CraftyTradeWars
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 3395
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Dimension Hops: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

    GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 3221
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Animals Bred: 98 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Crops Grown: 3685
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

    our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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  • RusticMC

    RusticMC
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 7346
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 6235
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

    The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

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  • Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

    Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 7682
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Crops Grown: 7521 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

    We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

    Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

    It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

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  • DepositDrama Minecraft Server

    DepositDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 6359
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

    Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

    But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

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  • NoPartyForYou19

    NoPartyForYou19
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 9998
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1190 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

    🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

    🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

    🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 7727
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Farms Harvested: 677
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

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  • Pixel Unity Land

    Pixel Unity Land
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 813
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 171 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 97 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    New Chunks Explored: 212781 Magic Items Found: 8412

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

    imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

    our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

    we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

    so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

    Twin Trouble Heart Havoc
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 9465
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 61
    Emeralds Found: 9826 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 22

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    yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

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  • Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

    Gyaru Land Quest 1.21
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 859
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 290 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

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    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

    We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

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  • WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 1532
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Enchantments Applied: 273
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

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    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DadCraftFuneral

    DadCraftFuneral
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 3728
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7681 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

    Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

    With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

    So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

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  • MillionaireMinecraftSMP

    MillionaireMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 2564
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ores Mined: 2063
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

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    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

    And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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