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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3630 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!