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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3518 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 181 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4644 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!