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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8560 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 831742 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
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