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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1217 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!