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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3765 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 4357 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where you can build your very own retirement home out of diamond blocks and ride around on prehistoric creatures instead of horses.
Our server is so old, even the creepers have gray hair and the zombies are just looking for their dentures. But don’t worry, we have plenty of age-defying potions to keep you feeling young and spry.
So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a bunch of old farts just like you. Who needs youth when you have a server full of wise old gamers who can still kick butt and take names? Join us now and let’s show those young whippersnappers how it’s done!