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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7447 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
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So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!