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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5774 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
And like, if you’re starting to forget things, this server will jog your memory like no other, man. I swear, I saw this one guy who couldn’t remember where he put his diamonds, but after joining our server, he suddenly remembered that he buried them under a giant statue of a chicken, like what even bro?
So yeah, if you’re feeling old and boring, come join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll make you feel young and crazy again, it’s gonna be a blast, bro. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret stuff, man. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives, bro!