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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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