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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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