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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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