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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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