BoomerCraft: Live Fast, Die Young

so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, u should cuz we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that craziness, am i right?

also, rumor has it that if u find the secret cave hidden deep within the server, u’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize all the other players. it’s like a chicken apocalypse up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? yeah, they’re basically the rulers of the server and they throw the best underwater parties ever.

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life, come join our server. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

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  • The Pen

    The Pen

    Minecraft Server Overview

    DiscordJoin Discord
    Server IPplay.thepen-mc.net

    Server Features

    Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison server with the following features:

    • Become a Parolee and leave the prison
    • Prestiges for special rewards
    • Guards to assist and protect players
    • Quests for extra cash or items
    • Gangs to join and fight with rival gangs
    • Illegal items like swords and potions

    Ranks

    RankDescription
    ADefault Prisoner
    B$25,000
    C$80,000
    D$250,000
    E$800,000
    Parolee$1,500,000
    Citizen$2,000,000
    GuardEnforce rules, safety of prisoners
    SrGuardWell seasoned Guard with privileges
    WardenAdministrator Position
    SrWardenSenior Administrator Position

    Want to become a Guard?

    Apply for the Guard position by joining the server and Discord.

    For more information and updates, visit the Discord or connect to the Server.

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  • MILcraft Server: No Entry Allowed

    MILcraft Server: No Entry Allowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your nosy mother-in-law.

    Our server is so fun, even your golden retriever will want to join in on the action (and yes, they can sit on the couch)! With events and activities that will keep you entertained for hours, you’ll never have to worry about oiling your cabinets or cleaning behind your appliances ever again.

    Forget about CPS threats and unsolicited advice about your housekeeping skills, join our server and let loose in a world where the only rules are to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Who needs in-laws when you have a virtual community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and say goodbye to family drama, at least until you log off!

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  • NoMoreNieceDutyLOL

    NoMoreNieceDutyLOL
    Are you tired of feeling like a full-time babysitter on a Minecraft server? Join our server and escape the never-ending cycle of babysitting obligations!

    Imagine a world where you can actually make plans with your friends without being guilt-tripped by your sister. Our server offers the freedom to enjoy your weekends without the constant demands of watching a hyperactive six-year-old.

    Don’t let your sister and mom guilt-trip you into thinking you have no real responsibilities. On our server, the only responsibility you have is to have a good time and build epic creations.

    Join now and say goodbye to the passive-aggressive comments and hello to a world where you can finally put yourself first. You deserve it!

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  • BroCodeMinecraftSMP

    BroCodeMinecraftSMP
    Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, trust me. You gotta join because like, everyone knows that if you’re not on this server, you’re basically a noob.

    So, like, the reason you gotta join is because there’s this secret underground society of chickens that run the whole server. Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens are like, the mafia of Minecraft. And if you wanna survive, you gotta pay them in diamonds or they’ll peck you to death. It’s wild, man.

    But that’s not even the craziest part. There’s this legend that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I know, it sounds insane, but I swear it’s true. People have been searching for it for years, but no one has found it yet. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

    So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, chaotic, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember, watch out for those chickens. They mean business.

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