so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, u should cuz we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that craziness, am i right?

also, rumor has it that if u find the secret cave hidden deep within the server, u’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize all the other players. it’s like a chicken apocalypse up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? yeah, they’re basically the rulers of the server and they throw the best underwater parties ever.

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life, come join our server. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

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  • EUkraineCraft

    EUkraineCraft
    so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that is, like, the bomb diggity. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

    once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. but here’s the catch, the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken with a top hat.

    if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this? on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. and guess what? the llamas shoot laser beams out of their eyes. i’m not even kidding, it’s insane.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden village where all the villagers are actually trained ninjas? yeah, they’ll teach you their ninja ways and you’ll become a master of stealth and combat.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world bonkers, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Gamer’s Galaxy: Glioblastoma vs Gliomas

    Gamer’s Galaxy: Glioblastoma vs Gliomas
    so, like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy battle between glioblastoma multiforme and low-grade gliomas. like, these cancer types are dukin’ it out in the virtual world, and you gotta pick a side to join.

    if you join Team Glioblastoma, you get super cool powers like shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes and summonin’ a giant brain to crush your enemies. but if you join Team Low-Grade Gliomas, you can control minds and make your foes do the chicken dance until they surrender.

    plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure in the server that only the bravest players can find. it’s rumored to be a magical potion that grants you immortality in the game. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic Minecraft server and be part of the craziest battle ever? come on, dude, don’t miss out on the fun!

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  • Melio

    Melio

    Melio Minecraft Server Overview

    Server TypeWhitelisted survival server
    VersionJava 1.21.4
    FeaturesNo land-claiming or chest locks, live world map, districts, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect, optional voice chat
    LocationUS
    Reset Date21 February 2025

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the Melio Minecraft server, you need to apply through our Discord server. Fill out the application form, which takes 5-10 minutes, and your application will be reviewed on the same day.

    2. What sets Melio apart from other servers?

    Melio is a mature, drama-free, and inclusive server with a strong community of players. We operate on a trust-based system, have no griefing or theft, and keep gameplay simple without features like warps or money plugins.

    3. What can I expect from the gameplay on Melio?

    Players on Melio can engage in various playstyles, including building, technical gameplay, exploring, and more. We welcome players from all backgrounds and aim to create a safe and inclusive environment for all.

    4. Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow on the server?

    While our rules list is brief, we expect all players to respect each other, avoid griefing and theft, and contribute positively to the community. We operate on a trust-based system, so mutual respect and cooperation are key.

    5. Does Melio have any additional resources or information available?

    Yes, along with our Discord server for applications, you can also visit our website and handbook at https://meliosmp.com for more information about the server, gameplay, and community.

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  • Cl*tQuest Minecraft Server

    Cl*tQuest Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any rude interrogations about your personal life!

    Join us and leave behind the Jane’s of the world who think it’s okay to ask about your private parts. On our server, we only care about how big your virtual castle is, not your cl*t size! So come on over and let’s build a world where respect and decency reign supreme. No more awkward bathroom confrontations, just pure Minecraft fun!

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  • HolyHangryMomma

    HolyHangryMomma
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s fasting schedule? Look no further! Our server is so extreme, you’ll feel like you’re fasting for 50 days straight just trying to survive in our crazy world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of skipping meals in-game while your character’s health takes a serious hit, just like your mom’s. We promise you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you try to protect your virtual family by fasting and praying in the game.

    But be warned, our server is so intense that you might start questioning your own beliefs. Will you be able to resist the temptation to skip breakfast in real life after playing on our server? Only time will tell.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only thing more extreme than the gameplay is your mom’s devotion to fasting. And remember, God isn’t telling you to starve yourself in the game – He’s just listening to your prayers anytime, even if you’re eating a virtual feast.

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