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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7827 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, u should cuz we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that craziness, am i right?
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret cave hidden deep within the server, u’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize all the other players. it’s like a chicken apocalypse up in here, man.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? yeah, they’re basically the rulers of the server and they throw the best underwater parties ever.
so, if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life, come join our server. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride, my friend.
