BoomerCraft – Light Pollution Edition

Aging population, alcohol abuse, Alzheimer’s disease, BoomerCraft, chronic kidney disease, cognitive decline, correlation study, depression, disease factors, Edition, elderly care, elderly health, environmental factors, health risks, lifestyle factors, Light, light pollution, neurological disorders, nighttime exposure, obesity, Pollution, public health, research findings, urban environment

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Crops Grown:	7789	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

New Minecraft Servers

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even old folks wit alzheimers be playin on it! yea u heard me right, dey be buildin epic castles n stuff while forgettin where dey put dere keys! forget about all dem otha servers, dis one got da best light pollution in da game! forget about alcohol abuse, chronic kidney disease, depression, and obesity, we got dat sweet sweet light pollution dat old folks luv! so come on and join us, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity!

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3983
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchantments Applied:	179

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Enchantments Applied:	132
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Buildings Constructed:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2908
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7272
Zombie Dances:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Potions Brewed:	81	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2657	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Votes:	1905
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!