BoomerCraft: Finish Before Death | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP

Breakup, Choices, Decision making, emotional fulfillment, empowerment, Financial Stability, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, left, Lifestyle, love, MONEY, personal growth, relationships, rich guy, RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP, Self Discovery, self worth, success, Women

Are you tired of living in the shadow of a wealthy man? Do you crave the freedom to build your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft? Then join our SMP where we celebrate women who have left rich guys for a life of blocky adventures!

Our server is filled with strong, independent women who have traded in their fancy mansions for dirt huts and diamond swords. We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show those ex-rich guys what they’re missing out on.

So come join us and show the world that you don’t need a sugar daddy to thrive in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot revenge on all the exes who thought they could buy our love with emeralds. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this crazy world of pixels and creepers!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Void Gems Collected:	17
Crops Grown:	7824	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour

Beliefs, Breakup, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Differences, disagreements, emotions, Ideology, love, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour, political views, Politics, relationship, separation, Understanding, VALUES

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about political disagreements ruining your relationships again! Our server is a safe haven where players can build, mine, and survive without ever discussing politics.

We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Players Killed by Monsters:	446	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	62	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	1122	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

antipsychotics, Breakthrough, clinical trials, cognitive function, core symptoms, drug development, FDA Approval, innovation, KarXT, Krafty, Med, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minds.., neurology, new mechanism of action, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, Schizo, schizophrenia, side effects, Treatment, US regulatory approval

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Jolly Miners Minecraft Server

J-M, japanese manga, jolly, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga genre, Manga News, manga recommendations, manga release, manga releases, manga series, manga translation, manga update, manga updates, MEGUMI, Minecraft, miners, new chapter, reading manga, Server, translated manga

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Megumi has been reading some seriously wild manga that has inspired our gameplay! Join us for a chance to experience the crazy adventures and unexpected twists that only a manga-inspired server can offer.

Ever wanted to ride a giant flying cat into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure, just like your favorite manga protagonist? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, the manga influence doesn’t stop at gameplay. Our community is filled with characters straight out of a comic book, from the mysterious ninja who only communicates in haikus to the eccentric inventor who builds contraptions that defy all logic.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant robot attack). Who knows what kind of manga-inspired madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP

animated, beatles, Characters, Digital, Entertainment, iconic, IDOLS, influence, Japan, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, online personalities, Performance, pop culture, smp, streaming, talent, The Beatles, Trendsetter, virtual, virtual reality, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the Beatles of Vtubers!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a group of hilarious and talented Vtubers who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. We’ve got a Vtuber who can tame creepers with her soothing voice, another who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye, and one who can literally fly on a pig (don’t ask how, it’s a trade secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a yearly Ender Dragon beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the diamond blocks flow like water.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with the Beatles of Vtubers and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Farms Harvested:	753
Divine Spears Created:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WeddingBellsMC Server

aita, bankrolling, Confrontation, Contribution, Cousins wedding, dream wedding, EMBARRASSING, Extravagant, family rift, financial struggle, furious, lavish event, leading on, pitching in, Promise, reasonable amount, savings, selfish, Server, Six Figures, WeddingBellsMC

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where promises are meant to be broken just like in this wild family drama! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can build your own lavish venue, design your own fancy dresses, and serve gourmet food to all your virtual guests.

Don’t worry about draining your savings here, because on our server, you can create the wedding of your dreams without breaking the bank. And if your cousin starts asking for 70% of the total bill, just tell her it’s not what you meant by “help” and watch the drama unfold in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of actually paying for it. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4