Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the wise and experienced older players of Reddit! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of elderly players who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and rare items. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dank Memes Dungeon” where players must navigate through a maze of hilarious memes in order to claim the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most legendary group of older players in the Minecraft universe. Remember, age is just a number – but diamonds are forever!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
Dragon Eggs Found: 4975 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MineCraftyCalm

    MineCraftyCalm
    Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to relaxation. Plus, our friendly community of players will make you forget all about those real-life worries. So come join us and let’s dig our way to happiness together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8362
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PutinCraft: Army Expansion!

    PutinCraft: Army Expansion!
    come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between putin and the army of 1.5 million troops! build your own fortress and defend against the russian invasion, or join putin’s forces and conquer the land with your comrades!

    we have custom weapons like the vodka cannon and the borscht bomb, as well as special abilities like the bear cavalry and the communist propaganda attack.

    join now and be part of the craziest war in minecraft history! who will emerge victorious? only time will tell on our server!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Longevity: Quantify Life

    Crafty Longevity: Quantify Life
    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta hear dis crazy story. So, like, there was dis player who joined and found a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs were dancing disco! And get this, the creepers were breakdancing and the zombies were doing the worm! It was lit, fam!

    But wait, there’s more! On dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a dragon with laser eyes! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on dis server, you can team up with a talking parrot who tells jokes and gives you unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Runes Activated: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 442
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Villages Defended: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Yampy SMP: Where even creepers wear sunglasses 😎 1.21.1 Whitelisted. Proximity chat

    Yampy SMP: Where even creepers wear sunglasses 😎 1.21.1 Whitelisted. Proximity chat

    Welcome to Yampy SMP 1.21.1

    Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21.1
    Features
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    Overview

    Yampy SMP is a whitelisted, semi-vanilla server designed to offer a unique and engaging experience for all players. Explore stunning landscapes, dungeons, and interact with NPCs while building your own kingdom and community.

    FAQ

    How do I join Yampy SMP?

    To join Yampy SMP, join the Discord server and apply for the whitelist to become part of our growing community.

    What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    The server is running on version 1.21.1 of Minecraft.

    Are content creators welcome on the server?

    Yes, both content creators and non-content creators are welcome to join the server on a whitelisted basis.

    What are some of the server features?

    The server features Terralith & Tectonic Generation, Dungeons & Taverns, Shop Keepers, Quality of Life Improvements, Proximity Chat, Dynmap, and Heads for decorating.

    Can I build my own kingdom on the server?

    Yes, you can create and expand your own kingdom, contribute to the shopping district, and help build a thriving community on Yampy SMP.

    Is there a trailer for the server?

    Yes, you can watch the trailer here.

    Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure at Yampy SMP! Join us today.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Falling into the Void: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Drumpf’s Revenge Minecraft Server

    Drumpf’s Revenge Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a peasant? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have a special event where you can challenge a giant pixelated version of Drumpf himself! That’s right, you can take on the orange menace in an epic battle to save the virtual world from his tiny hands.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side as you explore dungeons, conquer villages, and raid other players’ bases. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the elusive Blocktopus, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you wishes (as long as those wishes involve more blocks).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers, because they’re not the only explosive things lurking in the shadows.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Farms Harvested: 281 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Hot Image Seeker Minecraft SMP

    Hot Image Seeker Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual hot tub of excitement! We’ve got secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos, and even a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while exploring our wacky world! So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the fun begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Chimeras Created: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NoSleepOver4U Minecraft Server

    NoSleepOver4U Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and hang out with some cool peeps? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and experience a world where water balloon fights are epic battles, swim trunks are the latest fashion trend, and fridge raids are a common occurrence. Forget about disrespectful kids named A who think they can do whatever they want – on our server, everyone plays by the rules (or at least tries to).

    And if you’re worried about being called racist for not letting someone sleep over, don’t fret! Our server is a judgment-free zone where the only thing that matters is having a good time. So come on in, grab a drink from the fridge (just ask first), and let’s build some epic structures together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 371 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BabyBlockBuilder

    BabyBlockBuilder
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: a pregnant couple trying to choose a name for their baby girl. But wait, there’s a twist! The name they choose just so happens to be the same as their brother’s ex-girlfriend’s late daughter. Drama ensues as the ex demands they change the name, throwing a tantrum like a ghast in the Nether.

    But fear not, for this server is not for the faint of heart! Witness epic showdowns and intense arguments that will leave you on the edge of your minecart seat. Who needs soap operas when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a scandalous situation that will have the whole server talking. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • StareCraft SMP – Mind Reader

    StareCraft SMP – Mind Reader
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most advanced technology that allows us to sense when someone is looking at you in the game! That’s right, no more sneaky players trying to sneak up on you without you knowing. Our special plugin will make sure you always have eyes on the back of your blocky head.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear, guarded by a squad of dancing chickens. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive with the treasure.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that combines high-tech surveillance with dancing chicken guards? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy world!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Star Shards Collected: 151
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MindBlownCraft

    MindBlownCraft
    Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated block building? That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they are the architects of our virtual world!

    Join our server and witness the epic llama battles that take place every Tuesday at high noon. These llamas don’t mess around when it comes to defending their territory from pesky creepers and zombies. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even be chosen as an honorary llama rider and get to soar through the skies on a majestic flying llama!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are experts in stealth and sabotage. They will challenge you to epic parkour races through treacherous lava-filled caves and ancient temples, all in the name of chicken supremacy.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wild world of llamas and ninja chickens!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyCreeperCave

    CraftyCreeperCave
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well come join our server where things are always crazy and unpredictable! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

    join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of ultimate minecraft champion!

    our community is filled with hilarious memes, ridiculous pranks, and non-stop laughter. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most outrageous minecraft server on the internet!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Marthia Nations: Where factions and vanilla collide in a deliciously chaotic mess!

    Marthia Nations: Where factions and vanilla collide in a deliciously chaotic mess!
    Server Name Marthia Nations
    Server Discord Join our Discord
    Description Looking to build a server-wide empire? A moving fighter jet? Maybe just a small town? Marthia can offer it all. An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with the current world having been played on for three years. Marthia is as much a community as it is a semi-competitive Minecraft server, and we’d be happy to have you.
    Highlighted Plugins Movecraft, Cannons, Brewery, and VanillaTweaks

    FAQ

    1. How long has Marthia Nations been around?

    Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.

    2. How long has the current world been played on?

    The current world has been played on for three years.

    3. What type of server is Marthia Nations?

    Marthia Nations is an SMP turned Nations server with a focus on community and semi-competitive gameplay.

    4. What are some highlighted plugins on Marthia Nations?

    Some highlighted plugins on Marthia Nations include Movecraft, Cannons, Brewery, and VanillaTweaks.

    5. How can I join Marthia Nations?

    You can join Marthia Nations by joining our Discord server at the link provided above.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Minecraft Server: /dng/ – Dueling Network General

    Minecraft Server: /dng/ – Dueling Network General
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels. But let me tell you, joining this server is like stepping into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with rainbow sheep and diamond trees. They built a house made entirely of cake and rode a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. It was epic.

    But that’s not all! Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun. We have secret treasure hunts, dance parties in the Nether, and even a rollercoaster that goes through the End dimension. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rollercoaster through the End.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, adventurer!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • > New Demons Navigators Update Minecraft SMP

    > New Demons Navigators Update Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we just got a brand new update that introduces demons as navigators! That’s right, forget about boring old compasses, now you can summon demons to guide you through the world. But be careful, they might lead you straight into a lava pit!

    Join us on this server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster that went through a maze of creepers, just for the thrill of it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon and ended up burning down half the village.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here! Just watch out for those demon navigators, they have a mind of their own.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • GirlsNightGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    GirlsNightGoneWrong Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. You’ll embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, only to discover it’s actually just a regular old sword with a funny mustache drawn on it.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous drama llama, who will follow you around and narrate all of your in-game actions in a hilariously exaggerated voice. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a dancing llama as your sidekick?

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 185132 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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