BoomerCraft: ‘>almost 20’

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to be almost 20 years old but still tower over everyone at 6’3″! Our weight fluctuates around 105-110lbits because we have a secret potion that turns all food into feathers – so you’ll be light as a feather and ready to fly through the skies of our server!

But that’s not all – we have a special event where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and race through obstacle courses! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mines Excavated:	4335
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Love Letters Sent:	8	Enchantments Applied:	283
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Robotyne Rumble: Where Creepers Destroy More Than Just Peaceful Towns!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can help rebuild the once peaceful Ukrainian town of Robotyne that was destroyed by terrorist Russian animals! Join us as we fight off creepers and zombies to restore this town to its former glory.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the ruins of Robotyne lies a secret stash of diamonds that will make you richer than a Minecraft Steve with a full inventory. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate diamond hoarder?

Join us now and be part of the epic quest to rebuild Robotyne, defeat the evil Russian animals, and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyBizEmailVerify – Where even creepers need to confirm their email before posting on /biz/!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Frieren’s Funhouse: Where Minecraft meets Mushoku Tensei on a budget!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like the poor man’s version of Mushoku Tensei? Look no further, because our server is just like that, but with blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where you can mine, build, and fight your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant monster and chased them around the map! It was hilarious, and everyone had a good laugh watching the chaos unfold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Mushoku Tensei when you can have frieren?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mines Excavated:	2970	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2535
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Towns Built:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3200	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	238
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2130	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Divine Spears Created:	22
Star Shards Collected:	268	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3565
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	3533
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!