BoomerCraft: ‘>almost 20’ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Potions Brewed:	69
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9216	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Items Found:	5019

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8141
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3533	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Imposters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7711

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Emeralds Found:	4681
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Alien Abductions:	0