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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8422 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4478 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 2267 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!