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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5985 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 168206 |
Ores Mined: | 1529 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!