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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5906 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!