New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • Lost in Memories 1.21.2

    Lost in Memories 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, forget about your ex and come join this epic Minecraft server where you can build a virtual shrine to your lost love!

    We’ve got griefers who will help you smash through those emotional walls and unleash your inner rage in a healthy way.

    Plus, our community is so lit that you’ll forget all about that girl who broke your heart.

    Join now and let the power of block building heal your broken soul, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

    The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be! Join us for a chance to battle it out with special visitors like Bangboo and Ethereal, participate in combat simulations, and even witness Windchaser Harumasa in action!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got redeemable codes that will give you all sorts of crazy gifts in-game, like free Harumasa gear and exclusive releases. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links, because you never know what kind of wacky adventures you’ll stumble upon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with falling stars, combat intel, and advanced bounties. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoHubsNoFunds

    NoHubsNoFunds

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your significant other trying to control your side hustle and collectibles? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream collection without any judgment!

    On our server, you can gather rare items, trade with other players, and even set up your own virtual flea market. No need to worry about someone checking your eBay account or getting mad when you make a big purchase – it’s all about having fun and expanding your collection.

    Plus, if your partner starts making jokes about your earnings, you can just block their notifications like a pro. And if they dare to say anything about your dominance in the virtual world, you can just build a fortress to show who’s boss!

    So come join us on the most collectible-friendly Minecraft server out there – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of diamonds you can mine).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CompliCraft SMP

    CompliCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BragCraft – No One Cares!

    BragCraft – No One Cares!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

    Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP