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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5804 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!