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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3792 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!