Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
Ores Mined: 6590 Crops Grown: 2399

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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