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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Items Found:	7293
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

Ancient, CraftyCraft, Server, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Potions Brewed:	194	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7387	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	69	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4543
Chimeras Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	34
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6815	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Uphill Battle Downhill Life

battle, downhill, downhill descent, downhill journey, downhill slope, elevation change, elevation difference, elevation gain, elevation shift, higher elevation, Life, life journey, life path, life perspective, life trajectory, life’s ups and downs, lower elevation, mountain analogy, mountain metaphor, Uphill, uphill battle, uphill challenge, uphill climb, uphill struggle

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6998
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to respawn is by doing a backflip in real life while reciting the entire script of Shrek backwards. it’s like a virtual reality challenge that will leave you questioning your existence.

we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter.

if you manage to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle, you will unlock the power of llama magic and be able to summon a llama army to fight by your side. beware, though, for llamas are known to have a mischievous side.

our server is also home to the legendary floating island of cheese, where the cheese flows like rivers and the trees are made of crackers. it’s a paradise for cheese lovers and a nightmare for the lactose intolerant.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional glitch). who knows what strange and hilarious shenanigans await you in this crazy world.

Brain Ageing Accelerator

Accelerator, ageing, Blood flow, Brain, brain ageing, brain function, brain health, brain health exercises, brain health foods, brain health research, brain health supplements, brain health tips, cardiovascular health, cognitive decline, Poor vascular health, vascular health, vascular health exercises, vascular health foods, vascular health research., vascular health supplements, vascular health tips

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

u betta join dis minecraft server cuz if u dont, ur brain gonna age faster dan a banana left out in da sun. we got da craziest builds and da most epic pvp battles u eva seen. plus, our community so lit dat u gonna feel like u part of a family of deranged llamas. so come on, join us and let’s make ur brain cells do da cha cha slide all da way to victory!

What is the IP for Glitch Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Glitch is a digital artist known for his mesmerizing and innovative glitch art creations, which combine elements of technology and aesthetics to push the boundaries of traditional art forms. With a background in graphic design and a passion for experimentation, Glitch has gained a strong following for his unique and captivating work that challenges perceptions of the digital medium. His pieces have been featured in galleries and exhibitions around the world, solidifying his reputation as a trailblazer in the digital art scene.

FunFake | Best Copy of FunTime Minecraft server

administration, Athena sphere, banner, Benefits, Copy, CP, crusher talisman, Discord, donation case, Events, Free Kit, FunFake, funtime, Intern, Kit, Minecraft, Moderator, Playing, Project, PvP, pvp funtime, Server, set, TEAM, TikToker, YouTuber

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	1313	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

We are a new cool copy of FunTime

Our server provides you with a cool pvp kit with the crusher talisman and the Athena sphere, there is also a free donation case

We have funtime events on our server where you can have fun playing

Why is it worth playing?

We are giving a free kit, you can master the skills of PvP funtime, so that you are not afraid of losing your set on a real server, and the donation will help you understand whether you should buy it

Our server is recruiting for CP

YouTuber

TikToker

Intern (Minecraft)

Moderator (Discord)

We have a good administration, a good team in the future, and free benefits for working on the project

We are waiting for you, full information is in discord

https://discord.com/invite/My2r6sbyTX

mc.funfake.ru

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Chicago, Discord, econo-shit plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java edition, Land Claims, land protect, player freedom, PvP, semi anarchy, server performance, Straight.., survival minecraft, Usa, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, World Resets

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Server Overview

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Location	Chicago, USA
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP and griefing are permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Are there any world resets?	No, the overworld has never been wiped since the founding date in April 1st, 2019.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Minor changes allow greater player freedom, such as obtaining player heads by killing them and stopping phantoms from spawning without moving your bed by eating a cookie.
Are there any plugins that modify the vanilla experience?	No /tpa, /warp, /home commands, no currency, factions, or economic plugins. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.

Fauna’s Rushia Debut 1.21

Anime, change of direction, Character development, debut, dropped idea, entertainment industry, fanbase, Fauna, Faunas, Gaming, internet culture, Mystery, online persona, Past Life, Rushia, schizo paypigs, speculation, streaming, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, yandere

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Fauna’s debut! We’ve got more twists and turns than Rushia’s yandere persona. You’ll be questioning reality like Fauna dropping her schizo paypig act. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP

All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Depths of Illusive Realm, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Gifts of Fleeting Dreams, Ios, Map, Media Contents, Minecraft, News, official trailer, patch notes, Pincer Maneuver Warriors II, Promotion Video, Ragunna Sales Blitz, Rerun Banners, Resonator Banner, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Rinascita, smp, Somnium Labyrinth, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Timeline, Twitter account, Version 1.4, version 2.0, Waves, weapon banner, When the Night Knocks, windows, wuthering waves, wuwa, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5103	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to meet Yinlin and Xiangli Yao, who will either make you surrender or tell you the ultimate truth – it’s a gamble worth taking! Watch out for the upcoming event where all silent souls can sing, because who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down. And don’t forget to check out our map, where you can track all the craziness happening in our world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

DivorceCraft: AITA Edition

Affection, aita, arguments, BELIEF, Communication, depression, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Edition, family, Kids, love, Marriage, normal, parents, ptsd, relationships, sticking it out, TEENAGE, Tension, toxic family, Unhappy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6046	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your parents’ marriage!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of in-laws. Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP matches, just like your parents fighting over who left the dishes in the sink.

Join now and experience the tension and drama of a marriage on the rocks, but with the added bonus of building your own virtual world. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your frustrations by building a giant castle or blowing up your enemies with TNT?

Forget about normal marriages, our server is anything but ordinary. So come on in and let the chaos begin! Just remember, griefing is allowed, but family therapy sessions are not included.

CryCraft Jams

bittersweet tracks, CryCraft, emotional lyrics, Emotional Music, heart-wrenching melodies, heartbreak songs, heartbreaking ballads, heartrending songs, Jams, melancholic tracks, melancholy melodies, moving songs, poignant ballads, sad songs, sentimental music, sorrowful melodies, soulful ballads, tear-inducing music, tearful tunes, tearjerker tunes, touching tunes, weepy music

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Votes:	4885	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Emeralds Found:	8927	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you laugh so hard you’ll cry. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who sings sad songs that will bring tears to your eyes. So come on, join us and get ready to cry tears of laughter on the best Minecraft server ever!

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