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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6525 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1371 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!