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Join us for epic quests that will make you question your own existence, build towering castles that defy the laws of physics, and battle mythical creatures that will make you wish you never left the womb.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to wrinkles, gray hairs, and responsibilities. Embrace the chaos and insanity that is our Minecraft server and never feel old again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crops Grown: 9317 Animals Bred: 29
Dragon Eggs Found: 9196 Farms Harvested: 223
Void Gems Collected: 39 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Ores Mined: 4359 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 20 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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