BoomerCraft

hearing loss, Glasses, Maturity, gray hair, wrinkles

New Minecraft Servers

Are you starting to feel like your virtual blocks are turning gray and your pixelated pickaxe just isn’t swinging like it used to? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our enchanted potions of eternal youth!

Forget about creaky joints and failing memory, on our server you’ll be bouncing around like a baby ocelot in no time! Build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the fountain of youth hidden deep within our server’s mysterious caves.

Don’t let Father Time catch up to you – join our server and turn back the clock on your Minecraft adventures!

Job Hunt Minecraft Server

Server, family, Minecraft, self worth, financial stress

Are you tired of being accused of only being in it for the money? Do you want to escape the drama of your real-life relationship and dive into a world where the only fights are with creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that financial stress behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone accusing you of only wanting them for their money. You can mine for diamonds and gold without anyone getting upset that you’re not making the company a priority. And best of all, you can explore a vast world filled with adventure and excitement, far away from the arguments and accusations of your real life.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the best spot to build your castle! Leave the drama behind and let’s craft a new, stress-free world together.

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New Server IP
MineCraftyGhosted

reception issues, misunderstanding, date, stood up accusation, free concert

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the ultimate love story! Imagine meeting your soulmate in the pixelated world of blocks and mobs. Who needs bumble when you can find true love while mining for diamonds?

Don’t worry about missed connections, our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure you never miss a message from your potential in-game partner. Whether you’re building a castle together or battling creepers side by side, love is just a /tp command away.

So why wait for fate to bring you together when you can join our server and create your own love story? Who knows, maybe your next date night will involve slaying dragons and exploring the Nether together. Don’t let bad reception ruin your chances at love, join our server today and start crafting your happily ever after!

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New Server IP
LampStoreOwnerMC SMP

small business owners, lamp stores, energy costs, retail business, business expenses

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We have so many crazy adventures, like one time we all rode pigs off a cliff just for funsies. And the best part? Our server is powered by actual lamps, so you know it’s gonna be LIT.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your electricity bill again, because we’re all about that lamp life. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s wild, trust me.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let’s light up the night together. Just don’t forget to bring your own lampshade, because things can get pretty bright around here. Let’s get this party started, baby! 🕺💡🎉

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New Server IP
PutinCraft: Ukraine Edition

international affairs, russia, Europe, trump, PutinCraft

so, liek, u kno how u play minecraft and u want a server that is, liek, totally cray cray? well, u gotta join this server cuz it’s, liek, soooo insane u won’t even believe it!

we got, liek, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. and don’t even get me started on the zombie villagers that break out into dance parties every time the sun sets.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of ninja turtles? yea, that’s a thing on this server.

so, if u wanna have a blast and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever, u gotta join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
Lobster Land: The Crustacean Craze

lobsters, Land, unwanted guests, marine life, shellfish

lol join our server cuz we got LOBSTERS taking over the ocean like they own the place. these lobsters are like the mafia of the sea, struttin’ around with their pincers snappin’ at anything that gets in their way. but don’t worry, they’re friendly to players cuz they know who’s boss. come swim with the lobsters and rule the ocean with us!

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New Server IP

BoomerCraft

Job Hunt Minecraft Server

MineCraftyGhosted

LampStoreOwnerMC SMP

PutinCraft: Ukraine Edition

Lobster Land: The Crustacean Craze