BoomerCraft

empty nest syndrome, slower metabolism, joint pain, Glasses, signs of aging

New Minecraft Servers

Are you starting to feel like your virtual blocks are turning gray and your pixelated pickaxe just isn’t swinging like it used to? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our enchanted potions of eternal youth!

Forget about creaky joints and failing memory, on our server you’ll be bouncing around like a baby ocelot in no time! Build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the fountain of youth hidden deep within our server’s mysterious caves.

Don’t let Father Time catch up to you – join our server and turn back the clock on your Minecraft adventures!

Movie Buff Minecraft SMP – Last watched: Inception, highly recommend!

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OMG guys, you totally have to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, we have a secret underground base where we breed flying pigs and ride them into battle against evil creepers. And one time, we had a massive dance party with villagers and even got a zombie to breakdance with us. It was lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure hunt where you can win diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of cookies for the flying pigs. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes. 🤪🚀🐷🍪

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BlockParty

shared struggles, familiar situations, relatable moments, surprising discoveries, mutual experiences

Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and then had the entire village turn against you? Well, on our server, we encourage chicken punching! Join us for epic battles against angry villagers and their feathered friends. Who knew poultry could be so vengeful?

But that’s not all! Ever tried to build a house out of diamond blocks, only to have it spontaneously combust? Yeah, we’ve been there too. But fear not, on our server, diamond houses are fireproof! Feel free to build your bling palace without fear of it going up in flames.

And don’t even get us started on the time we discovered a secret underground lair filled with creepers throwing a disco party. It was lit, literally! Join our server for a chance to stumble upon hidden dance floors, explosive beats, and maybe even a creeper DJ spinning some sick tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, look no further. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

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TransatlanticCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, european union, cancelled meetings, government discussions, high level

so, like, u know what’s better than diplomatic talks? playing on this epic minecraft server, duh. like, forget about all that boring stuff and come join us for some crazy fun!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). our mods are like, wizards who can make anything happen, so you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll go on next.

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. who needs diplomatic talks when u can have a rainbow-farting dragon by your side? come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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CraftyTrump’sTariffFun

european union, economic sanctions, trade war, Retaliatory measures, international relations

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally insane and off the hook? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com, like seriously.

we got pigs that fly, like, for real. and don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that makes u invincible. oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too.

plus, like, the admin is a ninja who can do backflips while fighting off creepers. it’s, like, totally epic. so, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind, then, like, u gotta join this one. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Neuro-Intelligence Craft: Brainy Block Busters

neural networks, neuroimaging, BLOCK, Neurological Research, Busters

hey u, ya u, r u tired of playing on boring minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the pigs can fly! yep, u heard me right, flying pigs!

we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie chickens. and if u can defeat them, u get to keep all the diamonds inside. but be careful, the chickens have a secret weapon – they shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? it’s the hottest ride in town, literally! so come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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BoomerCraft

Movie Buff Minecraft SMP – Last watched: Inception, highly recommend!

BlockParty

TransatlanticCraft Minecraft Server

CraftyTrump’sTariffFun

Neuro-Intelligence Craft: Brainy Block Busters