BoomerCraft

aging process, empty nest syndrome, senior discounts, wisdom, Experience

New Minecraft Servers

Are you starting to feel like your virtual blocks are turning gray and your pixelated pickaxe just isn’t swinging like it used to? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our enchanted potions of eternal youth!

Forget about creaky joints and failing memory, on our server you’ll be bouncing around like a baby ocelot in no time! Build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the fountain of youth hidden deep within our server’s mysterious caves.

Don’t let Father Time catch up to you – join our server and turn back the clock on your Minecraft adventures!

BlockPartyDrama

furniture store, REPORTED, bombarded, Jail, Fine

Are you tired of dealing with nosy neighbors and busybodies who think they know everything? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual world free from judgmental Karens!

On our server, you can create your own furniture store and run a completely legal and definitely not sketchy in-home daycare without any interference from child care licensing! No need to worry about fines or jail time here, unless you count the virtual jail we have for griefers.

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building, crafting, and exploring with like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Say goodbye to Facebook drama and hello to a world where you can block and delete anyone who tries to rain on your blocky parade. See you in the game, where the only rules are to have fun and leave the real-world drama at the door!

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New Server IP
NightmareWord Minecraft SMP

language barriers, NightmareWord, language learners, English, language skills

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen. And our leader is a talking potato who gives out quests like “Find the legendary diamond carrot” or “Defeat the evil chicken army”.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Fluffy who breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon for a picnic. And every full moon, we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons showing off their best moves. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

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New Server IP
PixelPretties

characteristics, attraction, beauty, judgment, Appearance

Are you tired of playing on servers full of blocky faces and pixelated bodies? Look no further, because on our server, we have the most stunning Minecraft characters you’ve ever seen! Our players have faces so beautiful, they make Steve and Alex look like dirt blocks. Join us for a chance to mingle with the most gorgeous avatars in the Minecraft universe. Who needs diamonds when you can have a player base this hot?

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New Server IP
Glide Bomb Jam Minecraft Server

missile defense, Conflict, electronic warfare, Front Line, Minecraft

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is jamming russian glide bombs like a boss! we got explosions galore and you gotta dodge those bombs like a pro to survive. it’s like a real life war zone but with blocks and pigs. trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else. join now and show off your bomb dodging skills!

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New Server IP
TrumpCraft: EuroAlliesFear

uncertainty, Diplomacy, EuroAlliesFear, united states, trump

lol come join our minecraft server where we protect u from trump’s evil plans to destroy europe!!! build ur own fortress to keep out the orange menace and team up with other players to fight off his twitter attacks!!! we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons to help u in ur quest to save the world from the tangerine tyrant!!! join now before it’s too late and europe is turned into a giant combover!!! #notrumpallowed #savetheworld #minecraftresistance

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New Server IP

BoomerCraft

BlockPartyDrama

NightmareWord Minecraft SMP

PixelPretties

Glide Bomb Jam Minecraft Server

TrumpCraft: EuroAlliesFear