BoomerCraft

Age spots, grey hair, physical changes, retirement age, BoomerCraft

New Minecraft Servers

Are you starting to notice that your Minecraft avatar is getting a few gray pixels in its blocky hair? Are you finding yourself taking breaks to stretch your pixelated legs because sitting for too long gives you virtual cramps? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the fountain of youth you’ve been looking for!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about aging again! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that reverse the effects of time, so you can stay forever young in the land of blocks and creepers. Plus, our community of players is so lively and energetic that you’ll forget all about your real-life aches and pains.

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to aging forever! Who needs a retirement home when you can build your own virtual paradise with us? Let’s keep crafting and mining until the end of time, because age is just a number in our pixelated paradise!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

SnoozeSquad, productivity, morning activities, morning solitude, morning chores

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

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New Server IP
BlockyBootyCraft

BlockyBootyCraft

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

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New Server IP
OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

Russian Orthodox Church, Jewish conspiracy, Server, religious tensions, Jewish community

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

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New Server IP
503 Fallen Blocks

sacrifice, fallen, memorial, fallen heroes, Bodies

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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New Server IP
Lucky Block City

Lucky, SELF AWARENESS, cognitive bias, self-evaluation, LUCK

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

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New Server IP

BoomerCraft

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

BlockyBootyCraft

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

503 Fallen Blocks

Lucky Block City