haha u know what’s higher than cancer rates? the FUN LEVEL on our MINECRAFT SERVER! join now for a chance to escape the harsh reality of gen x getting wrecked by cancer. we got virtual blocks to build ur dream house and no pesky doctors telling u bad news. plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually CURE cancer! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to a cancer-free world!
BoomerBlastMC
Cosmic Nap Time
come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!Crankshafted
Minecraft Server Overview:
Name Crankshafted Type Private SMP Website http://crankshafted.com Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: How do I apply to join the server?
A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.
Q: What type of players are you looking for?
A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.
Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?
A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.
Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?
A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.
GrandpaGriefGone
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?
Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?
So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?
FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!
CraftyConspiracies
Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!