Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY