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Players: 110/100 Votes: 8451
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Magic Items Found: 1734
Dimension Hops: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4

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Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and BAM, you’re immediately given explosive-laden drone goggles! Why, you ask? Well, because we’re all about that sabotage life, baby! Join us and wreak havoc on all those Russian operators trying to mess with our blocky world. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast – literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the most explosive way possible!

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  • Democraft SMP: IRS & SS Records for GOP?

    Democraft SMP: IRS & SS Records for GOP?
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 8597
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5286
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7220
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Star Shards Collected: 229

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    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice or drama? Well have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where all the players are actually secret Democrat operatives who have access to all the IRS and Social Security records of every Republican voter and Republican in office.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your every move is being watched by the government. Will you be able to build your base without getting audited? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without getting your social security number leaked? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

    So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself, trying to build a wall around his base to keep out the Democrat operatives. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. See you there, gamers!

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  • BiCraft: DateCrafted!

    BiCraft: DateCrafted!
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 6725
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4886 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things bisexual! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, glittery diamonds, and a secret underground club for players who have dated both genders.

    Ever wondered what it’s like to mine with a rainbow pickaxe or ride a unicorn through the pixelated sunset? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

    Our community is filled with players who have experienced the best of both worlds and are ready to share their stories of love, heartbreak, and crafting the perfect diamond engagement ring for their in-game partners.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate in the process!

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  • Lavrov’s Blocky Minecraft Server

    Lavrov’s Blocky Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 558
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

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    so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BOOM, russia is like “NOPE, no nato troops in ukraine!” and lavrov is all like “talks with US? more like talks with ME, baby!”

    join our server for all the drama and political intrigue you could ever want. build your own mini kremlin, start a fake news network, or just hang out with putin and his shirtless bear buddies.

    come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this crazy world of ours. join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • CraftyArabVsWorld

    CraftyArabVsWorld
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 4283
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Emeralds Found: 5608
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

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    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ SAUDI ARABIA WANTS UKRAINIANS AT TALKS BUT US AND RUSSIA SAID NO WAY JOSE! WE GOT A CRAZY MIX OF PLAYERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, EVEN SAUDI ARABIA AND UKRAINE! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT DRAGONS WITH US, IT’S GONNA BE WILD! WHO NEEDS TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURES?! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE US AND RUSSIA TRY TO STOP US!

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  • BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition

    BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 2460
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, there was this chick who was just minding her own business, taking her meds like a good girl. But then, outta nowhere, she starts gettin’ all hot and bothered every time she sees a blocky pig in Minecraft. Like, she couldn’t stop herself from tryna get it on with them pixelated animals. It was cray cray!

    But then, she found this epic Minecraft server that was so lit, it cured her of her naughty urges. The server was so dang fun, with crazy mini-games and wild adventures around every corner. And get this, the admins were like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.

    So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’ll make you forget all about gettin’ freaky with farm animals, come on down to our server! Just be sure to leave your escitalopram at home, cuz things are gonna get wild!

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  • PioneerMC

    PioneerMC
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 1179
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 40 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5257
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Void Gems Collected: 36

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    PioneerMC Server Overview:

    Server Type Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival
    Extras No plugins, just pure survival experience
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    Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Discord: https://discord.pioneermc.org

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, the server is vanilla Beta 1.7.3 with no plugins.
    Are there any restrictions on building? As long as you follow the rules and respect other players, you can build freely.
    How can I join the server? You can join by connecting to pioneermc.org in your Minecraft client.
    Do you have a Discord server? Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.pioneermc.org

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  • Mystic Echoes 1.20.6

    Mystic Echoes 1.20.6
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 8430
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Villages Defended: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 297
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

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    Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like diving into a vortex of Nina Saotome vibes, but with blocks and creepers! Join us for Catch-Up Tuesday and experience the power of Nina’s sisterly personality while building your own virtual world.

    Why should you join? Well, imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Nina’s sultry singing voice in the background. It’s like a weirdly satisfying combo that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

    Plus, we have unofficial VOD archives that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. And if you’re into lewd OC, KK, and sloppa, we got you covered with our mega archive that will leave you questioning your life choices.

    So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Nina Saotome’s world mixed with the pixelated madness of blocky adventures. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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  • MeanGirlRevenge Minecraft Server

    MeanGirlRevenge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 220
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

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    So, imagine this: you’re in a Minecraft server where everyone is super nice and inclusive, except for a few mean girls who think they rule the server. They constantly exclude you, make plans without you, and even yell at you to get out of the way like you’re a pesky cyclist. But fear not, because revenge is sweet in this server!

    Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!

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  • BdayBroBetrayal

    BdayBroBetrayal
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 4817
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will make your head spin!

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

    Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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  • HomelessSteveMC SMP

    HomelessSteveMC SMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 6362
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5

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    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

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  • CompliMinecraft

    CompliMinecraft
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 4782
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

    Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

    So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

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  • CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

    CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 8665
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Villages Defended: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

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    haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

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  • Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

    Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 698
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3311 Zombie Dances: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Ores Mined: 9079
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

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    Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

    Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

    Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

    Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

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  • CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

    CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 9346
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

    Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

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  • BroMoochGoneWild

    BroMoochGoneWild
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 1289
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Villages Defended: 5

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    Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

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