OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT PAGER EXPLOSIONS THAT KILLED 19 IRGC MEMBERS IN SYRIA, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN THE GAME, NO ACTUAL HARM DONE!

WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND RIDING ON GIANT CHICKENS INTO BATTLE!

ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND GIVES YOU UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST, LITERALLY! #MinecraftMadness #PagerExplosionsFTW 🦄💥💎

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
Astral Projections Made: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY