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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3466 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is constantly exploding with excitement! Literally, our spawn point blows up every hour on the hour just to keep things interesting. You never know what you’ll find when you respawn!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where players ride pigs as their primary mode of transportation. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that roams the land, challenging players to epic duels.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then join us today! Just be sure to pack some TNT and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.
