Boom Wrestling Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchantments Applied:	213
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate wrestling-themed SMP! Join us and relive the glory days of the 90s wrestling boom, where players battle it out in epic wrestling matches to claim the title of champion!

But beware, there’s a twist – the wrestling ring is actually made of lava! That’s right, one wrong move and you’ll be toastier than a creeper in the sun. And rumor has it that the ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage haunts the server, challenging players to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So if you’re ready to rumble and take on the craziest Minecraft challenges this side of the Nether, join our server now! Just make sure to bring your best wrestling moves and a healthy dose of insanity.

SangriaCraft

+18, 1.21.4, Biweekly Event, creative projects, Discord, Events, friendly community, Gaming, Minecraft enthusiasts, Network, New Event, Positive Environment, pub trivia, Rewards, SangriaCraft, Semi Vanilla, server map, simple voice chat, smp, tropical adventure

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	150
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	20

Server Name:	SangriaCraft
Server Map:	View Map
Host:	Itsatrapp01

Overview:

SangriaCraft is a Minecraft server dedicated to creating a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players. With a focus on community, transparency, and fun events, players can come together to build, explore, and enjoy the game without dealing with toxic players or griefers.

FAQ:

Who We Are:

At SangriaCraft, our mission is to provide a friendly and welcoming community for Minecraft players to enjoy the game together. We aim to create a space free from hackers and griefers, where players can connect, build, and have fun without restrictions.

World Reset:

The world was reset on 10/26 to start a new chapter on the server. Changes include encouraging players to team up, build closer to spawn, and have more interactions as a community. Shops will now be set up within player bases or group areas to promote interaction and connection among players.

Community Focus & Transparency:

Transparency and community input are priorities at SangriaCraft. Financial information is openly shared, and changes are put to a poll with an 80% approval requirement. Events, competitions, and collaborative projects are regularly held to foster friendships and creativity within the community.

Whitelist Application:

To join the SangriaCraft server, players must fill out a whitelist application on the Discord server. Details about plugins and data packs used on the server can be found in the #Applications channel. Join the Discord server HERE to apply and start your tropical adventure on SangriaCraft!

Sacred Realm Craft 1.20

AVOWED, Character Sheet, Craft, Diversity, FANTASY, game development, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hidden Features, inclusion, LGBTQ, non-binary, Pronouns, Realm, representation, role playing, RPG, Sacred, starfield, Veilguard, video games

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

OMG, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, like, right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party with exploding cookies and dancing llamas!

Imagine a world where you can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a flying pig to battle evil zombies with a diamond sword!

And the best part? You can be non-binary, just like that Avowed game tried to hide their pronouns feature! Embrace your inner unicorn and join us on this wild adventure! It’s gonna be epic, trust me!

ExMILsGoneWild Minecraft Server

bitter divorce, bitter exes, bitter relationship, Boundaries, Communication, difficult relationships, Divorce, Ex-MIL, ExMILsGoneWild, family drama, Funeral, Harassment, legal threats, Liar, Minecraft, Mother, mutual friend, nasty words, Respect, rocky past, Server, STALKING, Trust

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4520	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about crazy family dynamics!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door – we promise no fake texts, legal threats, or late-night stalking here! Plus, we won’t spill the beans about any family secrets, even if a nosy mutual friend tries to ruin the fun.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

aita, AITAH, Boundaries, Circumstances, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Effort, Feed, Food, holidays, HubbyChunkz, husband, INSULTED, Justified, leftovers, Marriage, mean, Minecraft, nachos, overweight, response, self-care, Server, unappreciated

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7009	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Void Gems Collected:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ores Mined:	1865
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	87
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Potions Brewed:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Villages Defended:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Emeralds Found:	8343	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	313076
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Dragon Eggs Found:	2601

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	184	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	84	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dimension Hops:	15	Votes:	4916
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	247	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!