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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6600 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a place to chill and build ur epic castle without all the drama? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies.
we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, and another player who made a house entirely out of diamonds. like, who even does that? only on this server, my friend.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of chickens who run the economy? yeah, they trade eggs for diamonds and have their own little chicken parliament. it’s wild, man.
so if u wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, come on over. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. like, who doesn’t love free cake?
