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Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Runes Activated: 7
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Divine Spears Created: 11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Buildings Constructed: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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