Book Now U Fags Minecraft SMP

bestseller, bibliophile, Book, book addiction, Book Club, book lovers, book obsession, book recommendations, bookaholic, bookish, bookworm, captivating read, Fags, Fiction, literary gems, Literature, Minecraft, must read books, Novels, page-turner, reading challenge, reading list, reading time, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the heart-pounding adrenaline rush of trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Drop everything and join us now, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

CasualMinecraft

Adventure, Builders, casualminecraft, classic experience, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, friendly community, Fun, gameplay, Immersion, innovation, java, Legacy, new players, no-frills survival, smp, Trailer

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Casual Minecraft Server

IP	casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock IP	play.casualminecraft.fun (19132)

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed! Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

📍 Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

📱 Bedrock IP: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

🎥 Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

Mystic Biome Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, bad manners, bathroom humor, bidet, Biome, Disgusting, disgusting behavior, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, foul behavior, gross, hygiene, impolite, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, mystic, offensive, offensive behavior, Quests, Rude, toilet humor, uncouth, unhygienic, UNSANITARY

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building your own bidet and having it pooped in by random strangers!

We don’t give a crap about your feelings, so come join us and suck on some chunks while you’re at it.

Only fat idiots need apply, because we like our players thicc and ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where bidets are fair game for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

$1000/mo, $150/mo, AITAH, bills, children, Conversation, cover, CraftyHub, Cultural, family, financial responsibility, husband, irked, Minecraft, oldest son, provide, Request, savings, serious conversation, Server, Step up, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets financial responsibility in the most absurd way possible! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your husband is secretly funding his family’s bills without your knowledge. Will you confront him and demand he stop, or will you embrace the chaos and continue building your virtual empire while your in-laws live rent-free in your pixelated world?

Explore the wonders of a server where cultural expectations and sibling dynamics collide, all while trying to save up for that new diamond sword you’ve been eyeing. Will you be the hero who stands up to the family freeloaders, or will you join forces with them and create a Minecraft dynasty like no other?

Join now and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who knew that building blocks could lead to such a wild ride? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous adventure – join our server today and let the madness begin!

NeighborlyMinecraftNote

apartment building, apartment community, apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment neighbor communication, apartment neighbor conflicts, apartment neighbors, apartment noise, apartment noise levels, apartment noise policies, apartment walls, considerate neighbors, hearing impairment, neighbor disputes, neighborly communication, neighborly relations, NeighborlyMinecraftNote, noise complaints, quiet hours, sleep deprivation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as noisy as your upstairs neighbor vacuuming at 7am? Look no further! Our server is so loud, it’ll shake your walls just like those dumbbells dropping at 1-3am. And don’t worry, we blast music so loud that even the ghosts in your garage can hear it.

Join us if you love the sound of chaos and want to experience sleep deprivation like never before. Our server is perfect for those who work 12 hour shifts and are in school full time – we’ll make sure you never get a good night’s sleep again! Plus, we have a special feature for the hearing impaired, so you can enjoy all the noise without missing a beat.

So come on down to our server and leave your sanity at the door. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop chaos and mayhem? Join now and embrace the madness!

20MillionaireMinecraftSMP

20MillionaireMinecraftSMP, Age 20+, asset allocation, budgeting, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Success, Investments, long-term planning, million dollars, money management, personal finance, retirement planning, savings, wealth management

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	164	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a million dollars to give away to every player who joins, like what even is life right now?! You could buy like a million diamond blocks with that kind of money, or maybe even a pet dragon to ride around on while you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered all over the map filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And rumor has it that if you find all the chests, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to not get blown up by a creeper). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

EyeRollCraft

annoying statements, Cliches, common annoyances, cringeworthy phrases, exasperating statements, eye roll, eye roll expressions, eye roll material, eye roll quotes, eye roll reactions, eye roll triggers, eye roll worthy, eye-roll inducing, eye-rolling moments, EyeRollCraft, frustrating sayings, instant eye roll, irritating comments, overused phrases, Pet Peeves

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dimension Hops:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a zombie in a graveyard? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft boredom!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is taking salsa lessons!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build pixelated empires in a single click. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where ghasts serve up spicy fireball burritos!

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

GoldRushGals Minecraft Server

african women, artisanal gold mine, artisanal mining, collapse, Disaster, Fatalities, gender inequality, gold extraction, gold production, GoldRushGals, Illegal mining, Mali, Minecraft, Mining (Industry), mining accident, occupational hazards, safety regulations, Server, Tragedy, West Africa, West African mining, Women, workplace safety

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10

LOL come join our minecraft server, where you won’t get killed by a collapsing gold mine, unless you dig straight down like a total noob! we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our creepers are trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, or just chill in our pixelated hot tub with a bunch of friendly zombies. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to hang out with us!

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server in the universe! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our cake!

ZelenskyCraft: No Deals Without Ukraine!

Conflict Resolution, Deals, Diplomacy, diplomatic discussions, diplomatic relations, diplomatic strategy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiation approach, negotiation principles, negotiation process, negotiation stance, negotiation tactics, negotiations, peace talks, political news, Ukraine, Ukraine government, ukraine president, Ukraine stance, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Farms Harvested:	583
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	232
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

lol imagine a minecraft server where ukraine is like NOPE NOT ACCEPTING THIS DEAL I DIDN’T HELP NEGOTIATE IT. zelensky be like “nah fam, i ain’t playin’ that game”. so come join our server where we negotiate deals like a boss and don’t take no crap from nobody. we got crazy stories like zelensky riding a pig into battle against the evil villagers who tried to steal all our diamonds. join now for epic adventures and drama like ukraine in the world stage.

Phone Zone Fun Craft

blood cells, cell phone, Craft, Document, dynamic, effects, electromagnetic radiation, Evidence, Fun, health, in vivo, long tail, Medical, mobile phone exposure, Phone, research, rouleaux formation, scientific discovery, study, tags, Technology, Ultrasonography, Zone

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Villages Defended:	10

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s like, da craziest place eva. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da macarena, and zombies breakdancin’ like dere’s no tomorrow.

if u join, u can witness da epic battle between Steve and a giant chicken dat shoots fireballs outta its butt. it’s like, da stuff of legends, man.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret underground disco club where da skeletons and spiders go to party? yeah, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience all dis madness and more, join dis server now. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Charged Gaming

Adventures, armor, Bosses, Challenges, Charged, Community, CONTENT, creations, creativity, Dungeons, Engaging, Friends, Gaming, Loot, Platform, smp, Solo, Survival, Tools, Unique Features, Versions, weapons

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Charged Gaming SMP Overview

⛏️ Always Online, Never Reset: Your creations are here to stay—what you build today will stand for years!

⚒️ Perfect Balance: Enjoy quality-of-life perks like brewing, safari nets, infinite tools, and more while still facing exciting challenges.

⚔️ Epic Adventures: Explore unique dungeons, take on powerful bosses, and earn exclusive loot with custom weapons, tools, armor, and enchants.

💎 Engaging Outposts: Fight mini-bosses, unlock lore, and experience content perfect for solo adventurers!

🪨 Play Your Way: Earn money through farming, crafting, mining, trading, or opening a shop—it’s your choice!

🪵 Cross-Platform Friendly: Play with friends across platforms and versions! We have Group Chats, Claim Sharing, and easy teleportation commands like /TPA.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the IP: mc.chargedgaming.net or Bedrock Port: 19132
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is always online and never reset, so your creations are safe.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server is cross-platform friendly, allowing players to connect from different platforms and versions.
Are there special features on the server?	Yes, players can enjoy unique dungeons, powerful bosses, custom weapons, and more exciting challenges.
How can I earn money on the server?	Players have the option to earn money through farming, crafting, mining, trading, or opening a shop.

Website Discord Server IP: mc.chargedgaming.net Bedrock Port: 19132

EweCraft – Flock Central 1.21

#youtube, appreciation, asmr, Blockheads, central, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, FLOCK, Friends, JP streamers, Live Stream, pixel girls, Pomu, Sheep, Sheeptuber, Streamers, twitch, Unity, vt.rita.moe, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	282	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a virtual sheep paradise, but with a twist! We got sheep vtubers and their crazy friends running around like they own the place. From Essie_ch to SleepSheepASMR, we got all the woolly goodness you could ever want!

But wait, there’s more! We also have friend-shaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR and RakiKazuki joining in on the fun. It’s like a sheep sleepover party that never ends!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole bunch of JP streamers like HoshimiyaMeeple and NEUN09 bringing their own unique sheepy charm to the mix. It’s like a multicultural sheep extravaganza!

So come join us on this wild ride of sheep, pixels, and unity. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Trust me, you’ll be bleating with joy in no time!

RaceQuitCraft

aita, apologized, backed out, Boyfriend, coffee shop, Conversation, disagreement, Freezing, fucked him over, go home, half-marathon, handle situation, injured calf, Intentions, pissed off, pulled out, race venue, RaceQuitCraft, Support, Train

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mines Excavated:	2916

Welcome to the most intense Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and heart-pounding action!

Are you tired of boring servers where nothing ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment! Just like the player in this story who left their boyfriend at a race, you’ll constantly be faced with tough decisions and unexpected twists!

Join us and test your friendships, your loyalty, and your ability to handle intense situations. Just like the player in this story, you’ll have to navigate tricky relationships and make tough choices that could change the course of your Minecraft journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and excitement that awaits you! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

CraftyRichCraft

affluent behavior, conspicuous consumption, CraftyRichCraft, designer labels, exclusive clubs, expensive hobbies, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, fine dining, high-end fashion, lavish vacations, luxury accessories, luxury brands, luxury cars, luxury home decor, luxury lifestyle, luxury watches, opulent parties, private jets, social status symbols, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Towns Built:	1	Votes:	8637
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mines Excavated:	1302	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7345
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of people assuming you’re loaded just because you have a fancy car or wear designer clothes? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build the most extravagant mansions, drive around in diamond-encrusted minecarts, and wear armor made entirely out of emeralds. People will be so impressed by your virtual wealth that they’ll never question your real-life financial status again!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on our server worth millions of virtual dollars. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire? There’s only one way to find out – join our server today and start living the high life in blocky paradise!

PixelPeaceNATO – ZelenskyyCraft

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy skills, diplomatic strategy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Future, international relations, leadership, nato, Négotiation, peace negotiations, peace talks, PixelPeaceNATO, political communication, putin, russia, Ukraine, vision for peace talks, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join cuz, like, zelenskyy himself outlined his vision for peace talks on here. can you believe it? plus, he’s gonna talk about nato’s future and even what he would say to putin. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, right? join now for a chance to chat with world leaders and maybe even negotiate world peace while building a sick castle in minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Otter Tribes United

coastal ecosystems, community engagement, conservation efforts, conservation organizations, ecosystem restoration, Elakha Alliance, Endangered species, environmental impact, feasibility studies, habitat protection, marine mammals, non-profit partners, northern california, Oregon coast, Otter, Pacific Northwest, sea otters, Tribes, United, USFWS, wildlife conservation, wildlife management

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ores Mined:	8969	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where sea otters are like, the rulers of the land. You gotta join this server because these otters are on a mission to take over the Pacific Northwest, bro. They got tribes and non-profit partners backing them up, it’s gonna be wild.

Scientific studies have shown that it’s totally possible to bring back these otters to the Oregon coast and Northern California. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic otter takeover? Join now and be a part of history in the making, dude. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with cute little otters all day in Minecraft? It’s gonna be otterly awesome, trust me.