lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
Zombie Dances: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Secret Passages Found: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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